Ryan Brittian

"Goliath served us tonight. She eats small animals...that's sketchy. Her miniature boyfriend "skeeter" is a crackhead and she keeps calling for someone named joanne. There is nobody else here ...."

"Bottomless cup of coffee!!!!"

"The waitress smells like rotten fish and has a smile that could slow traffic. Don't ask her foe her number or she'll piss in your sweet tea"

"Try the sea salt vanilla ice cream. Best dessert downtown!"

"Come on over! ;)"

"Watch comedy central while you're on the treadmill."