Rugburn

"It's only a matter of time before the city realizes what a ridiculous amount of money is being left on the table by requiring all these bars to close at 2am and starts issuing 24hr liquor permits."

"There's a rapist/mugger-proof ATM inside the vestibule that's only accessible to Chase card holders AND it dispenses singles and for trips to the Silver Bullet. Lets hope no bad guys have Chase cards."

"Fred B Lamb Trail is (i'm guessing) was named after a fellow who accidentally fell into an industrial grinder already in the process of turning out a batch of lamb burgers. -STONED LOCAL HISTORIAN."

"It's fucking incredible how much gum has been trampled into permanence on the sidewalks."

"This park is separate from the boneyard creek second street basin. It is a series of interlocking parks stretching from second street to sixth steeet, marked by two large signs at either end."

"Kevin Balgemann is the only optometrist I have ever encountered that makes you feel confident that you are getting the correct RX. Highly recommended."