"Pack a lunch, this place moves slowly."
Bank
· Brownsville, United States
"Slow people enjoy this place."
Bank
· Pharr, United States
5.3"Soak it in goat urine, for that fresh smell!"
Garden Center
· Pharr, United States
"Picking up these kids is a cluster f**k, they make the most simple task monumental!"
Elementary School
· Pharr, United States
"They open at 3:00 for the afternoon patients."
Doctor's Office
· Brownsville, United States
"When the attendant comes over, start coughing in his face. He will leave you alone."
Fuel Station
· McAllen, United States
8.5