Victoria Wood

"Don't shop here; they close early and don't care about losing their business, even when confronted. Plus rude employees. All-around failure of a business."

"The women's restroom is not what I'd expect from such a pretentious store. Very messy and only one stall had paper; it wasn't even on the roll, it was on the ground...."

"McDonalds' sweet tea is ballin'. Just so you know."

"Can't beat the Pick Two combo. Broccoli and cheese soup with half a tuna sammich. THE BOMB!"

"Don't order a Green Tea Latte. One Batista steams the matcha powder in with the milk. End result = burned latte. Gross."

"Please remember to park your TARDIS somewhere nondescript. Thank you."