Robert Sheridan

"Confessions Saturday at 8am, 4pm or by appointment."

"Employees are not very helpful and are lacking in courtesy."

"$7 haircut plus entertaient! Watch Mark and Mike argue like an old married couple! Good for lulz."

"Get the chicken, bacon, ranch but substitute the chipotle sauce for the ranch"

"Come to college nigh on Tuesday's for mass, fellowship, and $1 dinner!"