Rob

"The 'dipped' beef sandwich is amaaaaazing. It needs to be a regular menu addition!"

"Check for your change under the receipt when they hand it back on a plate as at least one coin seems to mysteriously work its way under as a cheeky way for staff to get a tip!"

"Look out for the amusing south-east Asian man playing a guitar with a Biro... absolutely terrible, but probably worth 50p"

"Don't drink the house wine; unless of course you enjoy drinking vinegar."

"The toilets stink"

"Watch your bags because it's full of thieving buggers!"