Robbie True

"The Lord of the manor has been kicked out by the Lady of the manor, and the Lord's heart is breaking :("

"The lord of the manor is really really ridiculously good looking."

"The only bakery outside of France which can actually make a baguette that tastes the way it should. Coffee, also, is muy bien! Err, that's tres bien - quoi d'autre..."

"Please. Stuff up my order again. I like it that way."

"The coffee here never amazes, but at the same time it also never tastes like pigs testicles dipped in washing up water - which is a good start."

"Could the food here be more oily? "hi, I'd like some toasted sandwich with my olive oil, thanks"."