Robb Good

"The service here will knock you out and the food won't give you the shits."

"The flied lice is better than brown lice, but the best meal is dog."

"The food is great but Rosanna could sure use a personality injection. Good thing her sweet and friendly daughter is usually the cashier."

"The best gas can be found at the food counter,"

"Get the hand wax. My car has never looked better!"

"Get a stiffy, ask for extra starch. Your girl friend will be pleased and the wife will be happy too!"