Roland Lizares

Roland Lizares

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New York, NY
  • 26 Tips
  • 177 Followers
  • 355 Following
  • 56 Lists
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Roland's Saved Places
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147 places including Super Stop & Shop, Center for Motivation and Change, The Bar Room, Ward III
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Roland's Liked Places
38 places updated
38 places including Michael Schimmel Center for the Arts, High Line, The Morgan Library & Museum, Shakespeare Garden
    Roland's Recent Tips
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    "OVERLY AGGRESSIVE PANHANDLER(S) simultaneously enter your packed, slow moving train's forward AND aft doors between stations. Watch them ARGUE LOUDLY over territory; then pull out BOXCUTTERS..."
    Roland LizaresRoland Lizares · August 3, 2015
    MTA Subway - C Train
    Train
    · New York, United States
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    "Be advised one-percenters: If you like Chase ATMs, there's one "in the lobby"."
    Roland LizaresRoland Lizares · March 10, 2015
    Normandie Court
    Apartment or Condo
    · New York, United States
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    "Worst day: Sunday."
    Roland LizaresRoland Lizares · November 10, 2014
    Trader Joe's
    Grocery Store
    · New York, United States
    8.9
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    "Flowers... In a pinch... During rush hour... On the way to the train... Nuff said. Be advised: Close at 7pm."
    Roland LizaresRoland Lizares · February 15, 2014
    Dahlia Rockefeller Center
    Flower Store
    · New York, United States
    6.3
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    "Long lines. Confusing and cramped store set-up. Get your organic broccoli slaw from another location..."
    Roland LizaresRoland Lizares · January 26, 2014
    Trader Joe's
    Grocery Store
    · New York, United States
    8.4
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    "Pernil Asado... Orgasm on a plate."
    Roland LizaresRoland Lizares · June 25, 2013
    Casa Adela
    Puerto Rican
    · New York, United States
    8.9