Robert Bayley

"If you own a Swatch you can pop into the shop & they'll repair any scratches free of charge."

"Very quiet and tranquil. You'll be hard pushed to start a decent fight here."

"Not much opportunity for a fight here. Maybe a prostitute if you're very lucky. Usually not good at fighting though."

"Here its a great place for a fight if you want an audience. Try "eyeing up" someone's "bird" to instigate it."

"Try and resist the temptation to assault the mass woman who likes to tell you about Caribbean food."

"Terrible clientele. Like crap versions of Nicki Minaj and Chris Brown and we all know how crap they are to begin with."