Rizzo

"Don't eat here unless you'r really hungry and have no where else to go. The service sucks and so does the food."

"Take caution, there has been a hoarse monkey spotted in the area. Local authorities have been spending countless hours trying to capture the beast to no avail. It seems to be very agile and smart."

"Walk across the street for a hotdog, their amazing."

"Watch your step if you get a booth."

"Don't step on the slug."