Richard Bragg

"If you're playing on the second team pitch, take walking boots and mosquito repellant!"

"more froth than milk in the cappuccino"

"Avoid this place. Food is basic. Drinks are small. Bar closes b4 eleven. No more than 2 drinks at a time. Basically its terrible. What we were getting in spain and greece 20 years ago."

"More people than sunbeds - and yes, the germans do put their towels out at 9am"

"Get some ear plugs"

"Avoid around 8am"