Rachel Thomason

"Do not stay here if you value your life. The rooms smell like wet dog, there are a lot of unsupervised teenagers doing unthinkable things with the windows open, and the microwave was disgusting."

"Star is amazing! She sexified my hair, if that's possible."

"Jack and his brother are awesome! They know everything about pools and hot tubs! I highly recommend stopping by for their advice if you own a pool."

"The nosebleed seats are feeling alright!"

"Don't go to Walmart at midnight - that's when the cashiers do change over and there's never any lanes for at least thirty minutes... Lame!"