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"Let them know that you're new at the Pit Master and ask to pick out a cold one from the cooler."

"You get a free glazed donut with purchase every time the (NFL) Texans win. Soo that means they rarely do. Wompwompwomp."

"The waiting room smells weird. The wifi strength is not that great, but helps you kill time, because they don't have live TV."

"If you're there during lunch, but not really that hungry, walk a lap or two around the food court for a quick snack. They got samples of bourbon chicken and wraps and other food stuff."

"The only thing worth ordering here is the Fajita Cabana Bowl."