Patrick McDonald

"Batteries need to be inspected too"

"Now need to remove umbrella, cables,and umbrellas for security check."

"Map location is incorrect"

"Bring copies of passport front page, visa, residence permit, exit entry stamps. And almost every frakking page of your employment permit. And the company chop. All for a customs cover for a used tab"

"Address is 28 Jinling, but is actually around the back on first floor."

"Right out by the security check. No long walk."