Glen Cantrell

"Scare small tourist children seated in front of you by having a (loud) conversation with your co-commuter about how many people died horrible drowning deaths in the last tb tube collapse."

"It is going to be a good day when the little old lady in the window is spotted people watching."

"Make sure your $65 charge doesn't get entered as $650."

"Get the black fungers [sic] and cucumber salad!!"

"Tourists suck... why do we locals subject ourselves to this line? Lesson learned."

"Three words: Goat Cheese Gelato!"