Phil Taylor

"Surprisingly good for a bar in Covent Garden in that it's good value, great drinks, good atmosphere and not full of tossers."

"Amazing food."

"There's a very nice photo of a saxophonist on the bedside table in a lovely frame."

"Amazing chicken burgers."

"It's one of the finer sex dungeons in Wallington."

"It's the only place, except for the Outhouse, where you can get a cold bottle of beer in the resort."