Patrick Herron

"I'm not kidding: even if your friend who works there dies tragically & you stay there for the funeral you will still receive awful service. & they will stalk yr comments too, right Christine S?"

"Come check out our state of the art game studio!"

"Not a good burger. A *great* burger!"

"Close your window shades while you wait on the tarmac. Otherwise the cabin will get hot."

"I strongly recommend the bean salad as a side."

"This place is incredible if you don't need to be in the tourist-y trap that is Copacabana, Ipanema, etc. A pool that has a full view of the city backed up to the rain forest. Feed the monkeys bananas."