Pat Lee

"Great space & location, but really mediocre food. The duck prosciutto amounted to flavorless, tiny, dried table-scraps and the margherita pizza was bland as cardboard. Tortellini was good, however. C-"

"Trashy! Gangsta rap played way too loud for the confined space. Nothing "Progressive" about this "gay" joint. Great place if you're a str8 douche bag with low standards looking for desperate women."

"A previously-undefined circle of hell. Makes IHOP seem like fine dining by comparison. And no, being drunk doesn't help. It makes the skankiness and poor service even more unbearable."

"Ask for your Big Al to be double-dipped! Soooooo good."

"Ok, now I need to see this Greg you're all speaking of. Kenneth is a hottie! Oh yes and the rest of the staff is friendly too! ;)"

"You know the dancers are a bit lackluster when the patrons are mesmerized instead by the snazzy new interactive color liquid cocktail tables."