Paco Allen

"If you're going in a day-trip, use valet parking. Nothing's faster and it's pretty cheap. Just Google it to see where you drop off your car."

"Fly Virgin whenever possible. Best planes, best staff, best service."

"The Abbott is the only choice."

"Try them all, though the Dagwood is king."

"There is currently a sweet dirt bike jump on the gravel path on the Southbound side. Bring your Huffey."

"If you miss the train go kill some time at KMart ... cause you've got an hour before the next one."