"But it's burgers give an embarassingly enjoyable taste of home. Ah, if only healthy stuff tasted half as good as all the bad parts of a cow mashed together with bacon, cheese, lettuce and tomato..."
"If you're hungry, get two 1/2 ducks, not a whole 1. A "1/2 duck" is more than 1/2 a whole duck. Now you have more duck for your buck + your friends think you're a hero."
"Snacks here are pricey, plus they don't have Skittles, WTF?!?! Go to Watson's 100yrds away and stock up on cheap choc/sweets/candy. Now enjoy your movie knowing you stuck it to the man! (sort of)"
"They serve ice cream in a loaf of bread. Sounds crazy, and it is, but it's kinda tasty..."
"Ask for a discount, you'll get one! It'll still be crazy expensive, but you'll feel you've accomplished something. Pat yourself on the back."
"Lady's Night on Thurs is great, but packed. Come early or queue for ages outside. Befriend a cute girl or queue for ages at the bar. :("