Noda-One Hundred-One

"Miller lite bottles are $2 all month long!"

"Come on down today! Half Price bar! What could be better! Grab a little food while your in here. Try our Carolina Dogs. All beef jumbo hot dog, topped off with chili and slaw. Oh yeah..."

"Come watch all the Playoff action with us today! Grab a bite to eat, and buckets of beer are only $10. Bottomless Mimosas for only $10 as well come on down!"

"Come on out tonight for some great live music by Spencer Rush, and some great drink specials, $2 Miller lite btls, $5 Bombs, $3 Sam Adams Octoberfest, $5 Absolut and Absolut flavors! See you tonight!"