Nick Wade

"Avoid this airport if you can! It's rubbish and poorly laid out! If you're late for gates 8-11, pray that there aren't any big queues on the check in desks that you have to pass on your way to 8-11!"

"The hotel's mains cold water tastes like it's pumped straight from the sea. Don't bother cleaning your teeth with it - your toothpaste won't taste very minty!"