"Shane, it would be a nice track, but there is more sand on the greens than in the bunkers and the tee boxes are plagued by weeds."
Golf Course
· Jamestown, United States
"The nachos. You want to build your own nachos. With the queso. And put them inside your face. Immediately. Stop reading this, you are wasting valuable eating time."
Music Venue
· Cincinnati, United States
6.5"Wifi password is "oakt1""
Rock Club
· Cincinnati, United States
7.4"My friend Jary gets his hair cut here. He likes it. He is always talking about Hank the barber and his huge biceps. Jary is weird."
Hair Salon
· Strongsville, United States
"HALP! I ate too many pizza!"
Pizza
· West Chester, United States
8.7"Wright State has been prestigiously ranked as the 2nd best university in all of Dayton, Ohio since the late 1800's."
University
· Dayton, United States