Nick Farone

"YA. It's always a different day, but it's always the wrong day."

"Ubnagi Don chopastick rice challenge! Eat all srimp at once. Ahahssjas i mean, Eat all rice one at tiem! Houyah!"

"ReAnn is probably one of the best waitresses you could ask for... Everyone make aure to give her lots of $50 tips. Also, don't eat the cfc, you'll get a heartattack..."

"Good beer. Good music (juke-ah box)... Tip: When high off someone's reefer that had Percocet or something in it ... Armed with a knife ... Bathroom = Suicide, outside leads to nap on the picnic table."

"Defacing the federally minted $5 bill isn't necessarily a good idea to do just because you think the waitress is hot. But if you do, try to be a little more artistic... I mean, realistic."

"Best bar lighting in Albany... Though my 'mysterious' prudulent espionages of walking in to make a phone call every few months have been prudently denied not being annoying"