Michael Ernst

"Came in for condoms...left with an abortion. Woot! Fast and professional."

"Not sure who the"special" person was who created this venue but this is NOT an emergency room. If you need an ER, go to a freakin' hospital."

"REVIEW: ordered the Cheesy Double Beef Burrito box. Dine-in, came out quick enough. The crunchy taco was only half filled (see pic) so showed them. Manager gave me TWO correctly made tacos. 4/5 stars."

"Here's an awesome tip: If you go through the drive thru and your order is wrong, don't be a moron and go around again (much less two more times), GO INSIDE!! Don't be an idiot unless you crave SALIVA."

"If you're looking for a location to have your blood drawn, this isn't it. Try 502 Madison Oak. That will be the closest draw location."