"This isn't Sbarro's. They don't do pizza by the slice. They make each pizza fresh to order. If they did by the slice, there would pizza on display under a heat lamp when you walk in."
"Come for bread and milk, leave with a folding chair, the entire Halloween collection on bluray, pumpkin spice Twinkies, giant cat head, 3 lbs of cat litter, flip flops, duct tape and 24 feet of rope."