Nardijah

"Dive Medicals only $110, and yellow fever is offered here of you're an intrepid traveller like me :)"

"Don't park here. Security locks you out 15 mins after last film, our film was late and they made me pay 100 cash to get my car out. Not to be trusted!!"

"Watch out for Pluvers - they are nasty things."

"Closes at midday on Saturdays and one staff member dresses in a clown costume for seemingly no good reason. Nice little place though :)"

"Get my father to show you the Sonos system - he gets pretty excited over it."

"Don't fall down the stairs and don't tweet in the public gallery. Both result in shaming and humiliation. Check out the old senate chamber."