Martin Wakelin

"Great venue, amazing facilities, balcony has nice view."

"Swansea! Trip time!"

"Arrive 15 minutes late and expect to not get seen. They run a tight ship! (This is good)"

"Go inside, sit down, give the waiter all your money and tell him to bring you hot chocolate till you're broke. It's. That. Good!"

"Westbound tubes are a myth and don't actually appear here. For airport bound folk, get a taxi to Acton and Picca line."

"Stroke the dog or die!"