"A shampoo costs $4 buttttttt to blow dry it costs $20. And you aren't allowed to use their blow dryer - that's $20 too. What a mess. I can't go out with wet hair. Why even offer a shampoo?"
"Be careful. If you are out of sight tony will assume you aren't going to pay your tab. All hell will break loose and threats will be made. Your friend will be called names. Tony is super mature."