"Secret: they have half orders. You're welcome, self conscious ladies."
Italian
· Chevy Chase, United States
8.5"Avoid. At all costs."
Hotel
· Miami, United States
5.9"They have a whole section on the menu dedicated to asparagus. !!! also, the sushi is surprisingly excellent. As is everything else. So many asparagus dishes!!"
Chinese
· Chevy Chase, United States
7.7"Roe is a color genius. And basically just incredible."
Hair Salon
· Bethesda, United States
"Watch out. The late night metro attendant doubles as Cunty McCunterson on fridays."
Metro
· Washington, United States
"Get some Tater Tachos, a BBQ Tofu Po-Boy, and maybe bring someone for sharing. If you're into that."
Bar
· New Orleans, United States
6.8