Kevin Costelloe

"Select the gazebo for your meal with the queen. Anything else is just middle class."

"Unlike a train station, the departure board is just there for show. Your bus will come and go on its own time."

"Ayecarumba! It's expensive here. Credit checks take place on entry."

"Waiting room although very warm in the winter is generally frequented by people lacking social skills between 7am and 8am. Try to avoid unless you have nerves of steel (or a good solicitor)."

"The comments are a bit unfair, music is naff but staff seem friendly enough, decent food for what it is and reasonably priced. Would recommend you try the mini-pies with chips (£12)."

"0647 Westbury service has now been moved from Platform 5 to Platform 7. It's also now a single carriage instead of two carriages and tends to get a bit tight between Keynsham, Oldfield Park and Bath"