Miss Lemon Head

"Also, there was a bandage in the heating pool. All the pools had dirty stuff in it."

"I hated it! The lifeguard stared at me meanly when I slipped, and when some kid went down the water slide, he yelled at him because he didn't follow the rules and called him stupid."

"Really nice place! People are really nice, and, there's this place with Egyptian Noodle cake which is really good, there's samples, and I was wondering how to attend the fair as a sales person."