Miles Jefferies

"The staff are exceptionally friendly; the grounds are gorgeous, clean, and well-maintained; the foodservice area is stocked daily. The staff and proprietors should be commended for the level of care!"

"Excellent food that's reasonably priced for the general area. Albeit they had a packed house, the service was below average. All things considered, I greatly enjoyed it!!"

"Bad place to take a crap unless you wanna walk around with a caked crack all day. GET DECENT BUTT-TISSUE!!!"

"This place blows. Every selection I wanted from the vending area was sold out and the machines don't give refunds. FML"

"Try anything cooked by the Mayor; she's the wirld's best cook. Only I can kiss the cook, though!!!"