Mike

"Waitress spilled coffee all over my pants and shoes. Owner didn’t even have the courtesy to not let us pay."

"A pizzeria. Mushrooms are canned, cheese is gouda instead of mozzarella, dough is tasteless similar to white bread and peppers are sliced through a slicer soooo thin, you can't taste them."

"4€ (!) το ποτηράκι ούζο ή ρακί. Ντροπή."

"Mojitos are grande and correctly made."

"Το κατσικάκι ή το στοιφάδο!"

"Try the kefalotiri with tomato jam. Nice!"