"I'm going to put on that Aerosmith song from the "Armageddon" movie and just eat this pizza slice real, real slow."
Pizza
· Las Vegas, United States
7.5"I never roll solo to the $1 store. I need a friend to stand behind me and yell "BALLIN!" as I buy non-sale items at full retail price."
Discount Store
· Las Vegas, United States
6.5"Just got glazed instead of chocolate because I'm on a diet."
Donuts
· Las Vegas, United States
7.2"They say that the Earl of Sandwich discovered the sandwich. Isn't that just a little too coincidental? I'm calling bullshit."
Sandwich Spot
· Las Vegas, United States
8.8"I lost my balance on this escalator and fell down the stairs for 2 hours."
Hotel
· Las Vegas, United States
7.7"Olive Garden: When you're here, you're desperate."
Italian
· Henderson, United States
8.1