Michael Perez

"Fun place to be but don't hang out with the bitches Christina, Pili, and Miles! They are not very interesting at all. Good for a drink but that's all they do."

"Pretty much everything is amazing here!"

"CHICKEN SALAD SANDWICH IS THE BEST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

"If you want to have a romping time hang out with the crazy bitches Pili and Christina and their friend Phil."

"Save 10% when you sign up for a TJX rewards card. For every $200 you spend you get $10 back. It's good Marshalls, TJMaxx, Home Goods, and AJ Wright. Tell them Michael told you about it."

"Brooks Brothers, is having a huge sale of all of their clearance stuff"