Michael Goldsmith

"If you want to sit at a table, make sure you get seated instead of ordering at the bar."

"Leave your innocence at the door"

"Oppressive internet policies. No multiple devices. Deceitful management as well. Don't expect too much."

"The elevators move at a snail's pace. Since you are using FourSquare, you are likely young enough to just take the stairs and save time."