Michael Crypto

"The bartender in the pink shorts is an L.A.8"

"Great place to shop, very relaxed atmosphere not your normal stressful shopping environment. Harris Teeter brand deli meat is just as good as Boars Head and a lot less expensive."

"Courts are sloped, nets are high, good playground and restrooms north meck park down the road is better."

"Don't play the crane game, it's set for no one to win, signed minus five dollars!"

"Great food, great concept but you can tell employees are underpaid and overworked due to attitude and laziness. Corporate greeds fault not theirs."

"Don't use the restroom."