Michael Mooney

"Body scanners now actively seeking out Middle Aged white business men to balance out their profiling of young Asian men. Quite amusing."

"Pret at Gate A3 is usually quiet."

"Restaurant disappointing. Bread roll stale, steak overdone, oven chips."

"Don't stay in room 421 - horrendous damp smell."

"Quicker to walk round to Starbucks for a coffee (though the staff in the canteen are much friendlier than in Starbucks)"

"Most disgusting fish and chips I've ever had from room service. Fish tasteless and swimming in fat, chips soggy and cold. Changed my booking for next week to the Copthorne."