Micah Woodfin

"Don't be a klutz, knocking things off shelves, and security won't be mean. Don't be a thief and secret shoppers won't bother you. Don't be a douche and none of this will apply to you anyway."

"Ok, ordered a Big Cheeseburger w/ lettuce and cheese only. I guess Carl's isn't doing so well. When did they start charging 40 cents for lettuce?"

"The Hemet Small is just about over. All the bigger stores are gone or going. All the smaller ones are thinking about it."