merrick brown

"go to the men's restroom to hear the bad pop music even louder!"

"my wife finally let me try Two Women!"

"we need crisco!"

"when attempting to catch the orange line, take care not to board the pink by accident."

"delicious mexican food. order carry out though unless u like the smell of fake tan and hair spray. the river north douchebag and hot mess club has claimed this as their own."

"biggest hill this side of roosevelt. light em if ya got em.."