Mengyao

"Besides the obvious (food is good, coffee is good), the takeout plastic knives are the best I've ever used."

"Every time I get the Chinese food here I end up regretting the decision. Then I get it again the next time I come. Panda Express would solve this problem."

"Instead of high tea, just get the $20 tea combo (comes with a pot of tea, scones, Devonshire cream, brownies, quiches, and mini-sandwiches) and split it with a friend. Try the honey ginseng green tea!"

"Coffee with cream and sugar: get this if you want to be obsessed with something for the rest of your life."

"This is the place to be if you want to meet Asian girls. Because they're all here. Eating cake."

"If you're a guy and you don't want to get laid, then take the girl here on a date."