Robert Allison

"Try picking up super heavy weights then dropping them and screaming loudly after 3 reps. Dudes will be jealous of your badass muscles, and all the girls will love you!"

"Me and Myles Dyson are really working on some cool stuff."

"I really don't understand why there is always a billion people in line when the automated centers are empty."

"It's tough to poop in peace, everyone is so loud here"

"This is by far my favorite exit on I-75!"

"$1 half pound burgers on Wednesdays, reeeeealllllly good"