Maybelle Delaney

"Tengo mucho más tacos!!! Loco bueno!"

"Who doesn't love pancakes!"

"i couldn't put my feet up on the back of the chair in front of me without kicking an old lady in the head so i pretty much say in the fetal position but it was still a better movie than twilight"

"The wings were good but the waitresses were ugly and I am not just saying that because their asses looked firmer than mine... i am not petty like that"

"I walked through here to get into the mall... want a bad walk... would have been happier with a straight shot instead of having to zig zag through the displays"