"No beer, no wine, no liquor, no bacon, no Saturday hours. What is this, a grocery store for sad people?"
Supermarket
· Vancouver, United States
8.3"Turn up the hot tub when you arrive"
Other Outdoors
· Eugene, United States
"NO tipping the coat-slaves"
Club
· New York, United States
8.1"Stuff your fat cow face with reckless abandon!"
Buffet
· Corning, United States
6.2"Drive-thru is open 24/7"
Coffee Shop
· Oregon City, United States
6.7"Check out the roof!"
Apartment or Condo
· Portland, United States