Matt Craven

"The gentleman at the front desk can be a bit condescending. Not a good thing if they want customers to return."

"This is where hipsters go to work on their macbooks, writing drek and overall avoiding work. This is because self entitlement allows them to think they will be the next Hemmingway."

"Babies taste best when baked with a bit of lemon pepper seasoning."

"Nate has a beautiful chocolate starfish. He will let you taste it if you want!"