Mac Clark

"Bring something to do during classes here. I feel like I'm walking down into a dungeon. Just sayin'."

"Don't trust the snack machine. Half of the items won't fall out because the spring doesn't spin enough. Fail."

"This building is confusing. My class is on floor 3, but it's actually on floor 2 1/2... Yes, a half floor."

"The chocolate peanut butter cup cookie is pretty much the bomb dot com. Just sayin'. You won't be disappointed!"

"There is no Starbucks. It is a Barnes&Noble café that serves Starbucks coffee. No obligation to accept Starbucks cards/coupons/discounts."

"Always wear deodorant when you plan to ride the bus. Nobody wants to stand next to your STANK."