Jason McDowell

"Close your bank accounts and join a credit union."

"The Cuban is my favorite sandwich, but the Fat Vegan is worth a try even for the adamant carnivore."

"They always have the best deal on Clif Bars. Save further by buying a case."

"Try Dee's Sweaty Eggs."

"Try the Kool Aid. It's delicious."

"According to their sign the Pilot Travel Center has the best coffee. Try it and confirm, will ya?"