Kimberly Pye

"Don't believe the scammers who call the hotel rooms trying to get your credit card number. Bring earplugs if you don't want to hear sex from the rooms next to you."

"Come for the martini (which is a martini + extra martini -- like a milkshake for crazy people!); stay for the really good music (and order another martini)."

"Make sure your windows are locked and take all your valuables with you or you'll lose your stuff like we did."

"Don't accidentally come here when the kitchen is closed and normals are butchering Bukowksi poems while trying to get drunk."

"MUCH nicer (and cheaper!) than Adante up the street. No parking like they claim on Expedia. (They lost their contract a year ago and haven't updated.)"

"Come here when you're feeling fat. Then you'll feel a whole lot better about yourself."